“THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A FOOTBALL JOURNEYMAN……….”

The rain’s tumbling down in Rosebud ……..The temperature has barely nudged into double figures, but it feels two or three degrees chillier, with that icy breeze nipping in off Port Philip Bay…… ……..

Norm Hamill has called the Mornington Peninsula town home for the past 13 years……. eons away from the wide open spaces of the Mallee, where he first saw the light of day……or a few of the destinations around the nation at which he landed during his time as a journeyman footballer………

He was one of the real characters you come across in footy – boisterous, open as a book, loyal, the life of the Club, warm-hearted……….but underneath his ‘big-noting exterior’, as he calls it, lay a sensitive and introspective soul ………

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Normie quips that his ‘shit-house’ kicking style prevented him from being a star………

He was playing in Bendigo at one stage, when Hawthorn coach Graeme Arthur – an old Sandhurst boy – brought the Hawks up for a practice match……He marked everything….was best afield for the locals in what he terms ‘the game of his life’……

“Graeme came up to congratulate me after the game. He said: ‘Mate, if you could do something about your kicking you’d walk into the VFL…….”

I recall when he was making his way into senior football with the Rovers he became an instant fan-favourite due to his competitiveness, exhuberance, and ability to pull down a strong pack mark….. Then he’d line up a shot for goal, and they’d collectively utter a sigh of resignation: ‘Don’t put your house on this one………’

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His dad Les was a typical Mallee cockie……..Farmed 6,500 acres of Mallee scrub through years of drought, then had one good year……. Spurred by success he decided to sell out and move onto the irrigation at Pyramid Hill.

That’s where Norm first cut his teeth in footy, making his debut with the Reserves, aged 15, and graduating to the senior line-up.

He’d been making the daily 90-mile trek to-and-from school at Kerang ( 11 of them by pushbike ), but after gaining his Intermediate Certificate, joined Les on the land.

The family’s next move was to a property at Glenrowan West. When the surrounding O & M clubs heard of a likely-looking, 6’2” , blonde-haired youngster landing in their midst it prompted a flurry of activity.

One day, whilst on the tractor, he glanced across to see a pair of Collingwood officials sauntering across the paddock to have a yarn with him.

“The old man reckoned I wasn’t ready, so I spent the next season and a half with Greta……..then the Rovers got me in to play a few games on Match Permits,” he says.

Not that he was an instant success when he moved in permanently to the Findlay Oval…….He was in and out of the senior side for the next couple of years.

The turning-point came towards the end of 1964………..The Hawks, who had won 16 games on the trot, to be red-hot favourites for the flag, suffered an inexplicable drop in form, losing the next four.

A few regulars were chopped,……and big-man Hamill, was one of those who found their way into the Preliminary Final line-up……..

The Rovers stuttered in the early stages, then blew Myrtleford away. The following week after wresting control in the third-quarter, they out-pointed Wangaratta by 21 points, to win the Grand Final.

Normie Hamill was now a premiership player……

The Hawks also hung on in a dramatic finale’ in 1965, before eventually clinching the decider against the ‘Pies by three points…….Again, the big number 18 had played his part in the tense final stages of another famous premiership victory.

It was probably the acknowledgment that he was now a fully-fledged ruckman in his own right, rather than an understudy, that convinced coach Ken Boyd of Hamill’s importance to the side.

“ Boydy had a big influence on me……I couldn’t believe the aura that surrounded him……No wonder opposition players were cautious about him on the field – he frightened me, even though I was playing in the same side as him…….” Norm jokes.

In Boyd’s swansong season, Hamill played his finest football in the Brown and Gold. His good mate Neville Hogan took out the ‘66 Morris Medal with 19 votes………Normie polled 10 votes to finish equal sixth……….

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A WISE OLD BLOKE

‘But Dad !….I want to go to the Sale.

A big ‘NO’ was his very stern words,

“You’re not really interested in cattle, my boy,

You just want to check out the birds,”

He was right, of course, although I wouldn’t admit it,

I didn’t care much about cattle or sheep,

I was only interested in getting to town,

And some of the sheilas I’d meet,

“Grab the Mattoch and Waterback,

An’ go cut some shoots,

Make sure you dig deep and don’t miss the roots,”

So off I would go with a dent in my pride,

Swaggering along with my dog by my side,

But nevertheless, as you probably can guess, I lost

Most of my arguments with Dad.

If ever I won it was with help from my Mum,

To Mum I could do nothing bad.

It was there at Glenrowan, the seeds he was sowing

Had nothing to do with a crop,

But seeds of knowledge to help me cope

With all the problems I’d cop

For it was here that Dad taught me

What it was to be a worker

He said: ‘Always pull your weight son, and don’t be a shirker………..

Norm says farm-life didn’t really suit him: “I’d be sitting out on the tractor for hours and hours, day after day, ploughing……nobody to talk to………..”

In his early years with the Rovers he decided to leave the farm and go picking tobacco at Everton with the Kneebone family……He says his Dad was not that impressed:

“I left home without a care in the world,

Not realising or worrying about the hurt I’d unfurled,

Then Dad, walking behind the bush with a tear in his eye,

Hell, I couldn’t see too much reason to cry………..”

In due course the Kneebone’s invited him to grow tobacco as a share-farmer.

“They were great to me, and we had two good years……..I bought a brand-new car and was the richest bloke in the footy club…….thought I was shit-hot……then in the third year they had the first floods in December for decades ……..flooded every plant down the river…..”

“We all walked off with the arse out of our pants………I’d been living in a tent nearby, with one of my Rovers team-mates, Frank Sargent, who was a teacher at Everton…….We got home after training one night….there’d been a huge storm….debris everywhere……and the old tent, and all our possessions had been blown away….”

That was the end of his tobacco-growing episode. Instead, he took up Ray Thompson’s offer to work at the local Brickworks for a couple of years……..But he was developing itchy-feet and decided to use footy as his travelling passport………..

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He had a few relations in Bendigo, and decided to head over to renew acquaintances with them one week-end……..Invited for a training run with Sandhurst , he met a few people….. One thing led to another, and they offered him a few bob to play.

The Dragons teed up a job selling insurance with AMP and Norm starred in the ruck, alongside 6’8” man-mountain Carl Brewster, who was to become his best mate.

Together, they represented the Bendigo League against Sunraysia, and Norm’s original League, the Northern District.

At season’s end he and two mates drove over to the Golden West. It was his intention to strip with South Fremantle but – restless soul that he was – he popped down to Albany one week-end.

“We were sitting in the pub having a few beers and the bloke ‘behind the jump’ happened to be on the North Albany committee.”

“He raced upstairs, where they were having a meeting. Next thing 5 or 6 of them came down and offered me a few bob to play…….They arranged a job as a slaughterman with Borthwick’s – cutting sheep’s throats……1,000 a day…and hanging ‘em on a mobile chain.”

“I did that for three weeks, before I approached the boss – who was North Albany President…….I said: Listen, mate, unless you can put me up the line a bit I’m giving it the arse…..Anyway, that worked, and I ended up with a better job……….”

The next move was back east, to Albury.

“I don’t really know how I ended up there, to be honest…….They got me a job as a Slaughterman, then I had a Bread-Delivery run and was finally a Sales Rep for a Tyre company for 18 months.”

The Tigers were a middle-of-the-road side in ‘69 and finished bottom in 1970, with just four wins. Norm played consistently, though, under the coaching of Bob Spargo, and alongside Carl Brewster, who’d followed him over from Sandhurst.

“The biggest kick I got in that disappointing 1970 season, was to toss the coin, as Albury captain, with my old team-mate Neville Hogan, who was in his first year as coach of the Rovers.”

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The sunshine was beckoning………And North Albury star Kevin ‘Turkey’ Weule had been offered the coaching job with Queensland club, Coorparoo.

“ They advised ‘Turk’ the job was his, on the proviso that he could bring a couple of ruckmen along. He arranged for Carl and I to meet their ‘money-man’, Barry Modini, in Wagga, to seal the deal.”

“I got a transfer in my job with the Tyre Company, went Car-detailing for a while and ended up selling cars for the remainder of our eight years, most of them on ‘The Mad Mile’, in Ipswich Road, Brisbane.”

Norm adapted well to the QAFL and, in his first season, was rated a strong chance of taking out the League’s Grogan Medal. He was selected in the State Squad for the National Division 2 Carnival, before a sprained ankle forced him out of the action.

And he was a crucial part of what was a hectic social life at Coorparoo, along with his ‘partner-in-crime’, Carl Brewster.

“We had some great times at Coorparoo, but gee, he was a bit of a wild bastard, Carl…….Got me into a bit of trouble over the years…….I even had a blue with him one night at a Club function…….He clobbered me…..I had blood all over my white jumper…..We were heading out to the middle of the ground to finish it off…..”

“When he saw the blood on me he thought: ‘Oh shit. What am I doing, whacking my best mate.’ So we went back into the Club again…….”

“When we got home we told our wives a couple of Bikies had attacked us……..”

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Norm went on to receive an attractive offer from SQAFL club South Brisbane, where he proved a star in his debut season.

“The incumbent coach quit at the end of the year, and they asked me to take over……..I wasn’t that keen, but we actually rose from the bottom, into the four…..It was a great experience.”

Many years later, they invited him back for a function, and named him captain of South Brisbane’s ‘All Star Side’……

The final stanza in his football journey was penned when he returned home, in the late seventies, to spend part of a season with his old club, Greta…….

But the Hamill family had still not sated their wanderlust ……..He and Christine continued to traverse the nation – from Melbourne…. to Augusta (WA)….to Perth, with their growing family – Adrian, Tania and Daniel….

He got right into Scuba Diving and Absailing and crayfishing in Augusta. “Fair dinkum mate, the crayfish down there were two foot long,” Norm says.

He estimates that he had more than 30 jobs, as diverse as Barman-Cellarman, Tomato-Picker, Hotel Licensee, Caravan-Park Manager, Hay-Carter, Oil-Refinery worker, Shearer, Sales Representative, Solid-Waste Operator, Fruit-Juice Distributor, Florist and Club-Manager…………..After 30 years in W.A, he and Chris finally pulled up stumps and settled in Rosebud…….

You can sometimes get wisdom from a man in the gutter,

Not always the intellects and the words that they utter,

He was a wise old bloke that Dad of mine,

Because I took his advice and I’m feeling fine………...

“THE HOPPER WHO FLEW TO THE SUNSHINE STATE ……..”

Whenever Kevin Weule’s Parkinson’s affliction begins to give him the ‘irrits’ he grabs his paint brush and begins to work feverishly on a portrait.

“Funny,” he says, “When I got the first symptoms of this prick of a thing in 2007 my hands used to shake like hell. Then I took up Portrait Painting…….It was amazing how that seemed to stop the tremors. It became my hobby……..I’ve been doing it ever since.”

Ovens and Murray fans of the sixties might remember ‘Turkey’ as a feisty North Albury defender – slight of build, but big on attitude……..one of the all-time favourites of Bunton Park’s resident cheer-leader Kenny Bruce – the bloke responsible for that timeless catch-cry: ‘Go Hoppers, Go, Go, Go……’

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They dubbed him with his famous nickname when he was playing Midget footy with North Albury.

“The coach promised us some Turkey if we won our Grand Final. All we got was chicken…

I started whingeing and asking where the turkey was………So I’ve been ‘Turkey’ ever since,” he says.

He was born in Brunswick nearly 77 years ago. When his dad moved the Weule clan to the Border, and began operating Lavington Car Sales they gravitated to the nearby North Albury Footy Club.

Turkey rose through the ranks, and made his senior debut in 1961, aged 17, under the coaching of the great Donny Ross, who’d returned home after a fine career with Footscray.

“Rossy played the game hard and fair, but could get fired up. He took exception to something a Myrtleford player did one day; chased him into their dressing rooms and got stuck into him. By gee he was cranky……”.

Ross was succeeded as coach by big-names Graeme McKenzie, Ian Aston, Ralph Rogerson and, finally, John Sharrock, during Turk’s time in Green and Gold, but they were unable to lift the Hoppers into the upper echelon.

“We usually finished about mid-ladder ( and snuck into the finals twice, I think ) despite having some brilliant individual players like Stan Sargeant, ‘Sam’ Donovan, David Sykes, Geoff Doubleday and Bobbie Barker. It’s just that we never had enough of ‘em.”

But by the mid-sixties Turk was rated among the League’s star defenders. He played the first of his seven rep games for the O & M in 1966, in front of 12,000 fans at Bendigo’s QEO. Inter-League footy was a big deal in those days, and sides usually contained their share of recently-retired VFL players.

The VFL introduced country zoning in 1968, and he was one of a handful of O & M players to be invited down to train with North Melbourne.

After performing capably in practice matches against Carlton and Collingwood, he was named in the back pocket for another pre-season game – against an O & M rep side, coached by Mick Bone.

“I was picking up a few kicks, too. But ‘Boney’, the bastard, sneaked an extra couple of blokes up forward in the third-quarter. Keith McKenzie was North Melbourne’s coach at the time…..He was yelling out …’Pick up your man, Turkey…..Pick up your man……’.”

“The umpie got wind of it and stopped the game for a head-count…..and two of the O & M fellahs sneaked off…….”

As luck would have it, a week later, Turk’s foot got tangled up in an Arden Street pot-hole and the resultant broken leg put paid to his dreams of the big-time………He headed back home to Bunton Park.

In the meantime, he took over his dad’s business.

“My brother Peter had been killed in a car accident near Corowa, and it broke Dad’s heart. He never really got over it. We ended up selling the land and everything up, and I went over to work at Baker Motors ……….

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It was late 1970…….Turk was considering an offer to coach Ganmain. He’d chalked up 161 games for the Hoppers and thought it was time to test himself. Almost on cue, he received a call from powerful Brisbane club Coorparoo.

Their Patron, Jack Handasyde – an ex-Corowa lad – flew down to interview him, and painted a rosy picture of the Club and its prospects. By the time Jack had climbed into the plane to head home, Turk had accepted the job as playing-coach of the ‘Roos.

“Old Jack was a very convincing, self-made man. He’d moved up north in his younger days , got into selling cars and built up his business, Handasyde Motors, to be one of Brisbane’s biggest. He was passionate about Aussie Rules – and Coorparoo – and didn’t mind putting his money where his mouth was.”

So Turk and his wife Marg packed their belongings and headed north with, he reckons, the princely sum of $1,200 to their name.

“Jack offered me a job as a Car Salesman. I stayed with him for the next 30-odd years…….Best move I ever made…….I loved the car game; it was the makings of me.”

Unbeknowns to him, he was replacing a QAFL legend, Wayne Stewart, who had coached the Roos to a flag in 1968, followed by successive Grand Finals.

Stewart had crossed over from his original club, Mayne, and was renowned as a tough, ruthless defender. As a youngster he’d tried his luck at St.Kilda and was named in the senior side for the opening round of 1961. But the QAFL refused to grant him an interstate clearance, and he returned to the Sunshine State, where he was to become a 289-game star.

“He was hugely admired, both for his demeanour, and his courage in playing with just one kidney. He played his career with a leather guard protecting that kidney,” Turkey recalls.

“The Club made a mistake though…..They should have brought me in a year later. Instead, they gave ‘Stewie’ the arse,” he says.

“Was he shitty,” I ask.

“Nah, the type of bloke he was, he’d have said to them: ‘Give Kevin a go’. But it took me half a year to get the players on side – to thinking my way. They were pissed off with the job being taken off ‘Stewie’, who remained a great support to me as a player………”

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I happened to play against Turk two or three times when he was at North Albury. But the first time I was introduced to him was on the way to idyllic Stradbroke Island, where Coorparoo’s playing list – and recruits – were being ferried over for a Training Camp.

Brisbane was the first port-of-call on my Northern Sporting Safari, and by the end of that week-end Camp, I was stiff and sore, heavy-headed, and had signed with the ‘Roos.

Turk had many virtues as a leader. He possessed a breezy, quick-witted personality and was an inspirational player. I loved his style and believed he had the ideal components to coach.

The Roos moved to their new headquarters, Giffin Oval, that season, but before the finishing touches were added to it, ‘The Gabba’, complete with dog-track, Moreton Bay Fig trees and a hotch-pot of stands became our home ground.

But Turk was unable to drag the side; a mixture of expat Tasmanians and Vics ( a few of them from the O & M ), along with the diehard regulars, any higher than the middle rungs of the ladder in his time at the top.

He quickly adapted to Queensland footy, though, and became one of its big names, earning his first State guernsey in 1973, against South Australia. His fellow Roos Bill Ryan ( the high-flying ex-Geelong star), winger Chris King and the full back, my brother Denis, were also part of the side, which fell to the Croweaters, by 26 points – 19.16 to 15.4.

The QAFL judiciary became well-acquainted with Turk in his sporadic appearances before them. He recalled one instance after a fiery clash against arch rivals Mayne:

“We were playing over there one day, when a bloke threw a full can of beer at me. It missed me and hit Wayne Stewart on the back of the head.”

“I just dropped everything and decided: ‘That bugger’s gotta go.’ I jumped the fence, climbed three rows of seats and knocked him on his backside…….He came up again, like a little puppet, and I hit him again…….”

“So I go back on the ground and the umpie comes up and says: ‘I wasn’t game to go near you before, but I’ve gotta report you Turk’………….”

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He played 116 games with Coorparoo and, after retirement, remained heavily involved with the Club, which experienced its next period of glory in the mid-eighties, when it snavelled two flags. A young Jason Dunstall, the Roos’ greatest-ever product, ruled the goal-square in that era.

With his three kids ( Daniel, Benjamin and Ziade ) blooming and business burgeoning, Turk threw himself headlong into selling cars.

Eventually he ran his own Car Yard, and also co-founded and operated hugely-successful Queensland Motor Valuations with old mates Jack Handasyde and Bernie Thiele.

For 21 years he became the familiar voice of ABC Radio (Qld and Tasmania), as the host of his own motoring show. He would advise listeners on the value of their car, how to go about purchasing a new vehicle, and answer their queries.

His love affair with North Stradbroke, which began with that first footy training camp back in 1971, was entrenched years later, when he and Marg built a house on the Island. They sold it after a couple of years, but now have a 30-foot Van in which they stay once or twice a week………..

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Kevin Weule stays abreast of the fortunes of his old club, and was chuffed to be invited back to Bunton Park in 2018, as one of the initial Inductees to North Albury Football Club’s Hall of Fame.

His mind wandered back more than half a century , to those days when he was the General of the Hoppers’ backline…..And, when the siren blew, would thrive on the laughs and cameraderie of team-mates and opponents alike. That, he reckons, is what footy’s all about……..